This Is Why We Stay away From Boys! ;)

There once was a lad named Javie.
This short little lad had a love for gravy.
He ate it with rice, he ate it with stew,
He ate it with chocolate, and if you were slow enough for him to catch, he'd eat it with you!
You're lucky though, you see.
Because of his constant gourging of gravy,
Javie's catching of you would probably be too big of a feat.
See Javie was a rather out of shape young man...
And even if he were to catch you, you'd easily slip away,
For the slimy gravy that always greases his hand.
One day, as Javie was eating a large bowl of greenly dyed gravy,
A gal named Stacie was captivated by the appearance of the green slime smeared on his face.
It made him appear to be one who lived insanely.
She was attracted my the fact that the boy acted retarded,
But she kept her distance just in case.
She thought it was all silliness so she giggled,
And all common sense in the matter she disregarded.
Her attraction grew and so did the smallness of her distance from him.
She got so close that she could smell the gravy on his chin!
It wasn't until she looked into his eyes and saw two bowls of gravy,
That she realized he couldn't even recognize that she was a girl named Stacie!
She feared for her life when she saw what he saw.
To him, she was was food that needed gravy, that's all!
He threw his gravy at her face... and then he ate her.
And that was the end of Stacie, and the beginning of a gravely cannabalistic life for Javie.
The end.
:)