The Story Goes...

Once upon a time, there were two odd shapes. They lived on different sides of the world and were perfectly opposite of each other. They lived their lives just like all the other shapes...they went to work, they ate, and they went to sleep. They did this everyday for their entire lives, and eventually, it got boring...they both started to feel lonely. The more lonely they got, the more they realized that their bodies sort of resembled tears. Such odd shapes they were....they didn't like the thought of looking like a tear! One day, they had finally had enough of the routine and loneliness and decided to head out into the world and discover something real! But, no matter where they went, these teary little shapes couldn't find what they were looking for. Neither one really knew exactly what they were looking for or why they felt the way they did, but they both knew something was missing. They continued their search for this mystery thing for so long that it eventually became a way of life to them. They weren't sure if they would ever find something to make them feel right, but they made up their minds that living wasn't worth it without whatever it was...so they kept searching. One day....the shapes saw each other. They both noticed each other, but neither chose to admit it, and they kept on with their search. But there was a strange pulling between them....something about the other shape appealed to both of them, and they just couldn't resist it. Soon, the pull became so intense that they couldn't help but go to each other. As they walked towards each other, the pull grew stronger and stronger...soon, they weren't even walking, but flying through the air directly at each other. When they met, they hit with such a force that an electric shock shot between both of them...and the two tear shapes were forever connected. The feeling that those shapes created by coming together ended up impacting the whole world. Now, they are used daily in millions of ways to signify this emotion they created that we now call love. Because the two opposite shapes came together, a shape called a heart was created....and happiness and explosions of LOVE were scattered all over the world. Because of those two shapes that smacked together so hard it shocked the whole world.....I get to tell you all, I love you. :)

There Are Ducks EVERYWHERE!!!

I've come to this place to find inspiration. Its amazing how atmospheres can affect one's writing. I'm currently sitting on the ground, in front of a bench, on the deck of the Lake Lillian Park. Its quite peaceful here. For a moment, I feel as if everything serious in the world goes away and all that's in my personal world is peace and comfortable relaxation...even though my bum hurts from sitting on this hard floor. A man accross the lake from me is in the midst of catching a fish...he's been wrestling it for a while now. There's been lots of spashing and flashes of tail fin for the past minute and a half... he just pulled it out! Its ginormous! I really wish I knew more about fish so I could tell you what kind it was...but it was definitely bigger than I would ever expect anyone to catch in Lake Lillian...I'm inspired to fish. He put the fish in a bucket...I think he's breaking the law. I've heard that you're not supposed to fish out here...and that if you do, you have to abide by the "catch and release" policy. Hm...I've decided that man is an evil, law breaking man. He's probably plotting to take over Belleview and murder us all like he just did that poor humungus fish... It's okay, ill pray for him. :) I'm seiously enjoying myself at this spot...where I am currently, I see six turtle heads poking up at the top of the water. Behind me I can hear the squeak of the old swingset and the sound of children laughing mixed with ducks quacking. I'm telling you, I'm in a movie! The lighting and temerature are perfect...there's a slight breeze and it's beautiful outside! Some obnoxious person with a large stereo system just drove by with their pounding gangster music and disturbed my peace...I'm upset. Ha...they parked just next to the dock. They are very loud. I shall attempt to enjoy myself and my free time despite the thumping and slight shaking of my surroundings. Ah! They turned it off...cool. :) Oh they actually are gangsters! They just got out of their car and made it obvious. Oh look, they have a puppy! How cute. :) Alas, the true cuteness returns. A family with a toddler just arrived at the park and are enjoying themselves. Its amazing how an 18 month old child can do literally anything and they steal the attention of everyone around them and create giggles and coos from everybody. Cute kids make adults look like idiots...all the "baby talk" and goofiness. I love it! Two boys just came up to the lake behind me...I'm pretty sure they're fishing under the deck and don't know that I'm here. Their conversations are funny. :) Aahh today's nice...I guess I'd better go study my Bible quizzing...I have a tournament tomorrow! Nerdy, right? ;)

Poop? Aww man!!!!

Why hello, "Other" Blog! Yes, it has been seventy-six years since I've posted; and no, it's not because I don't like you anymore. It's because...well...I guess I don't really have an excuse for neglecting you. Uh...my bad. : /
Yeah, anyhow...hi! My head hurts. How's yours?
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That's okay. I didn't really expect you to answer anyways. You rarely ever talk back to me...but don't worry, none of my writings talk back to me! That is unless I reread them...then, sometimes they communicate to me. But, nothing on this blog does! It's all wonderful nonsense, like poop and candy! Poop's not cool...nor is it a ladylike thing to say. I'm regretting typing the word...or even thinking it. : / I'm sorry! If it weren't for my "no backspace rule" for this blog, I'd totally go back and take that off. but you get to see the whole flow of randomness in my thoughts this way...including the poop. Well, maybe you're not reading the full flow of the randomness...okay yeah, you're definitely not reading it all. It's a party in this here noggin of mine, and waaaay too much to type! ;)
Have you ever legitimately winked at someone? I have. It's fun.
I mean, no! No I haven't ever and I won't ever... winking should definitely wait till you're 18...or 28. Or never...winking can be dangerous! Actually any activity that involves your eyes or facial muscles can be dangerous. Once, back when my cheeks were even fatter, I smiled so big that my cheek actually poked me in the eye. It was one of the weirdest and funniest experiences of my life. It's sort of embarrassing I guess...but, whatever, I've done gone and blogged it now! Oookay...I for reals don't wanna stop writing. It feels so good and cool and stuff! But I have a beasty bball game ahead of me tomorrow...and not to mention school. So, here I go...I'm going to attempt to hit the sack with full force in hopes that one of us (preferrably me, rather than the sack) reacts with becoming knocked out. Wish me luck! Night! :)