Poop? Aww man!!!!

Why hello, "Other" Blog! Yes, it has been seventy-six years since I've posted; and no, it's not because I don't like you anymore. It's because...well...I guess I don't really have an excuse for neglecting you. Uh...my bad. : /
Yeah, anyhow...hi! My head hurts. How's yours?
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That's okay. I didn't really expect you to answer anyways. You rarely ever talk back to me...but don't worry, none of my writings talk back to me! That is unless I reread them...then, sometimes they communicate to me. But, nothing on this blog does! It's all wonderful nonsense, like poop and candy! Poop's not cool...nor is it a ladylike thing to say. I'm regretting typing the word...or even thinking it. : / I'm sorry! If it weren't for my "no backspace rule" for this blog, I'd totally go back and take that off. but you get to see the whole flow of randomness in my thoughts this way...including the poop. Well, maybe you're not reading the full flow of the randomness...okay yeah, you're definitely not reading it all. It's a party in this here noggin of mine, and waaaay too much to type! ;)
Have you ever legitimately winked at someone? I have. It's fun.
I mean, no! No I haven't ever and I won't ever... winking should definitely wait till you're 18...or 28. Or never...winking can be dangerous! Actually any activity that involves your eyes or facial muscles can be dangerous. Once, back when my cheeks were even fatter, I smiled so big that my cheek actually poked me in the eye. It was one of the weirdest and funniest experiences of my life. It's sort of embarrassing I guess...but, whatever, I've done gone and blogged it now! Oookay...I for reals don't wanna stop writing. It feels so good and cool and stuff! But I have a beasty bball game ahead of me tomorrow...and not to mention school. So, here I go...I'm going to attempt to hit the sack with full force in hopes that one of us (preferrably me, rather than the sack) reacts with becoming knocked out. Wish me luck! Night! :)